those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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