you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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