I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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