I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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