We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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