READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
