at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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