I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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