YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
