That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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