What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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