so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
We need to rekindle our bromance
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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