just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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