Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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