Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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