Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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