so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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