these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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