i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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