Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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