Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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