My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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