Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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