Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
someone owes me an orgasm
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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