I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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