dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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