I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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