yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you traded sex for a burrito?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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