Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
This toilet bowl is my home.
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