I don't think brook has ever known best
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
