He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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