I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Also, beer. Big fan.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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