I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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