I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
How's work?
Spinning.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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