We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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