She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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