This girl is more easily done than said...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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