some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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