She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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