Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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