ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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