well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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