Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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