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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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