So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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