Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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