So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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