At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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