and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
