Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
