grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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